January 2012
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WORST MOVIES EVER #5 - 'LAWNMOWERMAN 2: BEYOND...
I’m just as angry as you Jobe, I’m just as angry as you.
IMDB RATING: 2.2
POSITION ON IMDB’S BOTTOM 100: 68
I’ve dabbled in a little Virtual Reality myself. Applying to both Knightmare and Craig Charles’ Cyberworld when I was a child and becoming the owner of not one, but TWO Nintendo Virtual Boys. You might not have heard about Nintendo Virtual Boys before, and...
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WORST MOVIES EVER #4 - 'ALONE IN THE DARK' (2005)
The real horror is watching this sober.
IMDB RATING: 2.3
POSITION ON IMDB’S WORST 100 LIST: 76
Most people, when looking back at their lives have specific mind-markers, pointing out the most important events that have ever happened to them. From these events, they can guage time, mood and place and instantly compare their situation right now. For instance, they can recall their first...
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WORST MOVIES EVER #3 - 'FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY'...
I really really REALLY hope this isn’t about STDs.
IMDB RATING: 1.7
POSITION ON IMDB’S WORST 100 LIST: 16
Isn’t the human brain an incredible thing? There are many reported cases where people have been knocked unconscious and woken with the ability to speak a foreign language where they could not do so before. My little brain has a similar nuance where I cannot view a beach...
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WORST MOVIES EVER #2 - 'SANTA WITH MUSCLES' (1996)
“HEY HULKAMANIACS, THIS ISN’T HOW IT LOOKS GUYS…”
IMDB RATING: 2.1
POSITION ON IMDB’S WORST 100 LIST: 64
Before I start I’d like to state that I am in no way a Scrooge. I love Xmas, the crass commerciality of it all, the devout catholics making their one and only pilgrimage of the year to church, making sure they shake the priest’s hand in case the...
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WORST MOVIES EVER #1 - 'COOL AS ICE' (1991)
Vanilla Ice shows that he can remain cool, even when his girl has a shit behind him.
IMDB RATING: 2.3
POSITION ON IMDB’S WORST 100 LIST: 75
Yes! I love music and I love films. This is a ‘music film’ so I will definitely like this, right? RIGHT?
My wide-eyed optimism ended as the movie starts with Naomi Campbell dancing like her vagina’s on fire, singing the tepid...
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The Adventure Begins!
Okay so I have set myself the unenviable mission to review the worst films of all time, as voted by the users of IMDB. Contrary to belief, I am really not looking forward to this. I quite often find myself watching the worst movies ever made, but this is usually due to blind faith in a particular actor/director, or being too lazy to switch over the channel at 3am.
I will review these movies from...
